It’s really a tough choice. Do I REALLY want to get something that’s going to be expensive, tough to figure out, and take up lots of my time or do I want to play the best video games on the market. Sure, you can the make the argument that an inanimate object won’t keep you warm at night, but who’s to say that sucker won’t run hot after a marathon session of crashing cars and shooting Nazis?
“I love you, Playstation 3. Let’s cuddle up and go to bed. We’ve got a lot of gaming to do tomorrow.”
Okay, that’s a little weird, but I still think that until women start offering 1,080 scanning lines of high definition graphics, wireless controllers standard, and a 20 gigabyte hard drive; I’ll probably be choosing companionship through the Sony Corporation.
Make fun of me all you want, ladies, but when was the last time you killed a weekend with a necklace or a pair of earrings?
Hey-Oh!
Damn! Check out those sexy curves!
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Or you could take the same amount of money and buy a Wii AND a 360...and make it even harder on yourself to find a girl
...Mortal Kombat is a great game, but I think Donkey Kong is better. Donkey Kong sucks! You know, what? You suck!
Don't worry, Sanchez, I make it plenty difficult for myself without ANY next-generation video game consoles.
Ben, try again:
-Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
-I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
-Donkey Kong sucks.
-You know something? YOU SUCK!
Gold jacket, Green Jacket, who gives a shit?
Lets do some logical thinking.... A Gaming system does add endless hours of fun....But.............
I do believe....That there is a certian something that a women provides. You know the anwser.
"If someone says the cliterus is next to the vagina, does that mean on the leg?" - Dwight
Clearly someone forgot to run spell check on "clitoris."
Does anyone think its wierd that I masturbate to PS3 pictures....
That depends, are you giving yourself a stranger?
If beating off to pictures of video game consoles is cool, then consider me Shigeru Miyamoto.
You could get Mortal Kombat for 360...
Only if they still have fatality bonuses. That was such a novel idea.
You actually get to create your own fatality
Hey losers, can we please stop talking about such mindless dribble as fatalities and get back to what made this blog so great in the first place: zombies.
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