If you don’t believe me, check this out:
Doyle Passes Law to Celebrate Brett Favre
Crazy, huh? In order to properly celebrate this monumental occasion, I’ve created some Brett Favre Day E-Greeting Cards to pass on to your family, co-workers, and no-good rotten friends from Minnesota.
This one is classic:
If your dirty Minnesota friends give you shit over this one, politely remind them that the Minnesota State Legislature is free to honor Brad Johnson with a holiday whenever they please.
Speaks for itself:
I like this one because you can send it whenever you want, it works all year round.
There you have it. I would have been happier if the state legislature would have made the holiday four days instead of one (it only makes sense), but I’ll take what I can get. Now if only there was some way to get off work.
To kick off Brett Favre Day, I recommend watching this clip from Monday Night Football. I watch it every day before I go to work and sometimes before I go to bed. It puts me in a good mood. I recommend you do the same.
4 comments:
OK, so it seems as though you not only had plenty of extra middle school time to make things like cafeteria maps (w/ legend) but you also have spare time in your adult life to create e-cards (not that they're not cool...it's Brett Favre, come on...). Isn't T. Wall keeping you busy enough?!
PS--I'm hooked to your blog now, damnit. Get over it.
Yes, I was a little hesitant to post two blogs that just reek of effort so close to each other when I could have been doing more productive things like finding a girlfriend or something, but Brett Favre Day only comes once a year and, seriously, it took less than an hour. I made them on my lunchbreak, I swear.
Ben, you don't have to justify yourself to anyone for this post. This world would be a better place if everyone celebrated Brett Favre Day like you. In fact, one day a year hardly seems to do justice to the man who single handedly restored honor to the greatest football legacy in the history of the sport. But I guess one day is what we'll settle for until we start electing some state officials who actually give a damn about our debt to #04.
That name is supposed to read "Everyone who has an ounce of respect for themself" said...
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