Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest film of all time has been made and all before it has even been released. Casablanca, Citizen Kane, and Godfather II will be just passing memories when Snakes on a Plane gets released on August 18th.
If you haven’t heard about this marvel of movie-making, the film stars Samuel L. Jackson as Neville Flynn, the tough as nails FBI agent that has to escort a mob boss that is going to testify against his brethren. The high concept here, is that someone aboard the plane releases crates upon crates of deadly snakes to silence the witness once and for all. Hysteria ensues.
I, for one, cannot wait for the premiere of this film. I can already sense that Sam Jackson is going to deliver some of the greatest one-liners of all time. I am willing to bet twenty dollars that at the very least, the following quote will be in the movie:
“I’ll TELL you what I think about them snakes. I HATE the mothafuckas!”
Oh my god, I can’t wait for this movie. Snakes on a Plane. This is the reason I chose marketing as a major.
4 comments:
I really like the tone you took w/ this post! Get your snakes while there hot.
--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com
so your plan of a blog a week turned into a blog a day... i can't keep up
PLane snakes will never be as universally appealling (nor as genuinely terrifying) as smart sharks
I hate them mutha fucaks too!
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